Humor

If you can't sleep at night,

it means you are awake

in someone's else dream!!

Humor

Time travellers

We are all time travellers moving

at the speed of exactly
60 minutes per hour!!

Humor

Bad Driver

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver
I was until my satnav said,

“In 400 feet, do a slight right,
stop, and let me out"