Humor

Always remember that you

are absolutely unique,

Just like everyone else!

Humor

It is a blessing to have a friend

with the same mental disorder!

Humor

Best friends don’t judge each other,

they judge other people… together!

Humor

When a door closes,
another one opens

Or you can open
the closed door

That's how doors work!

Humor

I proposed to my ex-wife,

But she said no.

She believes I am
just after my money!

Humor

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY

IN YOUR CAR!

Humor

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS

TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,

BUT THE BULL CHARGES!!