Humor

Waiter, the steak is smelling
very strongly of liquor!

The waiter backs up 3 steps

and asks, “How’s that now?”

Humor

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination!

Humor

My grandmother says
it is good for health to walk.

She started walking when she was 60.
She used to walk 5 miles a day.

Today she is 90 and
we don't know where the hell she is!

Humor

If you owe the bank $100,
that's your problem.

If you owe the bank
$100 million,

that's the bank's problem!!

Humor

The reason grandparents
and grandchildren
get along so well is that

they have a common enemy!